I Need My Privacy

It is my policy to never ask questions of my visitors. Therefore, all your answers will be kept completely confidential. Let's face it, you might be reading my site naked, or sitting on the throne, or a million other things I don't need to know about.

That's why I created this privacy policy. I need my space. I'm not going to give your information out to anybody, either. I hate spam as much as anybody else, and you won't be getting any from me. Now, go back and read another story, or just do the right thing and share my site with someone you know who enjoys laughing. It will bring you good karma. Now hit the back button before the naked picture of my fat cousin pops up in 10, 9, 8, 7,...